Friday, March 17, 2017

Do Fries Go with that Shake?


1. "Like many Americans, we enjoy our meals of hamburger sandwiches and French-fried potatoes."

2. "I didn't see 'muffburgers' on the menu. Where do you get off ordering a 'muffburger?"

3. "Remember when Goldman Sachs used to fly us on private jets to give speeches for a half-million dollars a pop? Good Goddess, we have to get Chelsea in Office."

4. "How was I supposed to know the locks on the Women's Restroom were broken?"

5. "I swear the gal operating the fryalator used to be their Director Social Media."

9 comments:

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

Bill: "We need to rethink that whole $15 an hour thing. Automated ordering kiosks are no fun to grope."
Hill: "I have to admit, when you're right, you're right..."

Dr. Doom said...

Predictably Hillary ordered the Filet o' Fish. It reminds her of Huma...

Dr. Doom said...

"You know where Trump is eating tonight, asked Bill? Trump is eating in the White House. Oh well lets head on back to the Motel Six and choke this stuff down..."

metalgarth said...

ORA: It's still not as good as McPattersons....

metalgarth said...

Seriously Hill, I should have just said "that's the sauce from a Fillet O'Fish on that blue dress"

metalgarth said...

They'd both rather get breakfast at the 'Bathtub Full of Waffles'

Kaptain Krude said...

In this reenactment, we see St. Patrick (not pictured) driving the snakes out of McIreland.

Nose said...

Bill went supersize...again.