Monday, March 20, 2017

"I Won't Be Ignored"

Schneider


1. "But you said you loved me!"

2. "Come on, I got my oral sex face on and everything!"

3.  "And I am telling you I'm not going/ You're the best man I'll ever know..."'

4. "But... I've got a Porsche!"

5. It is notoriously difficult to get attention from Foot Locker employees.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Two months later and people are STILL in shock that Trump was sworn in as President.

Anonymous said...

"Not now -- meet me in the bathroom." "It's the NCAA! Which one?!?!?"

Brew-Jay said...

Kobe. Did you even try to see how open I was?

Kaptain Krude said...

"And IiiiiiiiiiIIIIyyyyiiiiiiiyiiiiii will al-ways love... hey! come back!"

Kaptain Krude said...

ORA: ♪♫ Oh, sweet mysteries of life, at last I've found yoooooou! ♪♫

Nose said...

What do you mean I don't get a trophy?!?!?

Dr. Doom said...

Taking a page from the Penn State playbook and not wanting to leave anything to chance, Coach Krzyzewski sends in his starting fluffer...