Thursday, March 02, 2017

Lick the Snake

Schneider
 


1. Who knew Spinal Tap would still be releasing albums in 2017?
2. Thought bubble. "So the rumors about Bill Maher were true. Oh well, $20 is $20."
3. "Come on, you bit off the head, now consume its blood. Do you wanna be a Young Republican or not?"
4. #43,157 on the list of 'Things I'd rather do the watch 'The View.'"
5. Arby's tests a new menu item.

7 comments:

Kaptain Krude said...

What's James Carville doing here?

Dr. Doom said...

Members of the DNC Central Committee opted to 'lick the snake' because jumping the shark has become passe...

Dr. Doom said...

Sandra Fluke... yada... yada...

Dr. Doom said...

Now that Mr. Trump is in office, naturalization tests have become much more interesting...

Dr. Doom said...

Fake News in Journalism 101 Pop Quiz
Choose the best ending for the sentence below

NYT Reporter, Ms. Sallyanne Jordan, is seen here __________.

a) spewing leftist venom.
b) interviewing Senator Schumer for a human interest piece on government funded contraceptives.
c) testifying on the dangers of freedom of the press before the House Democratic Caucus.
d) interviewing for a position on the NYT Editorial Staff.

George C. Papoon said...

Snake blood, one way to get rid of the lingering taste of Small cock for a while.

Anonymous said...

This is the intimate photo they are complaining about?