1. Who knew Spinal Tap would still be releasing albums in 2017?
2. Thought bubble. "So the rumors about Bill Maher were true. Oh well, $20 is $20."
3. "Come on, you bit off the head, now consume its blood. Do you wanna be a Young Republican or not?"
4. #43,157 on the list of 'Things I'd rather do the watch 'The View.'"
5. Arby's tests a new menu item.