Friday, March 10, 2017

Touch My Butt



1. The disturbing part is every time he reaches in he pulls out a Milk Dud.
2. Matt would later be informed that the company's Sexual Harassment handbook was not a "How-To" Manual.
3. "Your tail was showing; here, let me tuck it back in before the humans get suspicious."
4. "But it's cold in here!"
5. Following Spinal Tap's advice, Matt checks out the looseness of his date's waistband.

Best of metalgarth
"I'm just checking to see if I can fit this salami in there.... HEY!!! That gives me an idea!!!!"

 

Best of Anonymous
We know you are Becky's, she marked you with her scent.

 

Best of Dr. Doom
"Since the transgender laws kicked in, you can't be too careful," thought Carl, "better safe than sorry I always say..."

 

Best of Dr. Doom
"Just a complimentary butt closure check ma'am," said Billy Bob, "nothing to be alarmed about..."

 

Best of Sort-of-Mad Max
"Well, after Doritos "Onion Rings 'N Ketchup" flavor took off, we just figured the time was right for Doritos "Skanky-Ass Fat Bitch Butt Crack" flavor."

"We figured wrong."

 

11 comments:

metalgarth said...

"I'm just checking to see if I can fit this salami in there.... HEY!!! That gives me an idea!!!!"

Anonymous said...

We know your Becky's, she marked you with her scent.

Anonymous said...

UGH!

We know you are Becky's, she marked you with her scent.

Dr. Doom said...

"Since the transgender laws kicked in, you can't be too careful," thought Carl, "better safe than sorry I always say..."

Dr. Doom said...

"Just a complimentary butt closure check ma'am," said Billy Bob, "nothing to be alarmed about..."

Dr. Doom said...

"Oh that reminds me Brucie," said Heath, "Lets swing by the frozen food aisle and get some of that yummy small c0ck for a while stir fry mix."

Anonymous said...

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......Russ in Oregon

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Kaptain Krude said...

The new version of Sir Mix-a-lot's "Baby Got Back" really didn't need to be made, did it?

Sort-of-Mad Max said...

"Hey, who wants some Cheetos? Got a whole bag, right here! Just ask me, and I'll give you a handful! Nobody? I get to eat these delicious Cheetos ALL BY MYSELF? At lease I offered to share!"

Sort-of-Mad Max said...

"Well, after Doritos "Onion Rings 'N Ketchup" flavor took off, we just figured the time was right for Doritos "Skanky-Ass Fat Bitch Butt Crack" flavor."

"We figured wrong."