Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Well, My Work Here Is Done.

1. "You... into the cornfield."
2. "Has anyone seen my Samsung tablet?"
3. "Pyrokinesis rocks!"
4. The young redneck forgot that you're supposed to ask someone to hold your beer *before* setting something on fire.
5. "Hey, I wanna be in a meme, like that one little girl. So, I set your double-wide on fire. Don't worry, I'll share the internet profits with you."


Anonymous said...

Whatever you do, DON'T PULL HIS FINGER

............Russ in Oregon

Kaptain Krude said...

♪♫♪ Hold tight wait till the party's over
Hold tight We're in for nasty weather
There has got to be a way
Burning down the house ♪♫♪

Kaptain Krude said...

"I ASKED you if you WANTED a COKE!"

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

"Not that coke you idgit," screamed Billy Jo Bob, now git back in thar an' git 'er done!"