Wednesday, March 08, 2017

Womyn's Day



Best of Anonymous
Don't forget your eatin' shovel, but take care not to take M'chel's eatin' shovel.

Best of Anonymous
You pay me $15 am hour and I will make your sandwich.

Best of Dactyl
Allakazam, you're a sandwich.
Anybody want a sandwich? Anybody?

Best of Dr. Doom
...and instantly the entire inventory of all three local Subways was wiped out...

Best of Mr. Right
Lady, there aren't two men on this planet desperate enough to attempt that maneuver with you!

Best of Kaptain Krude
REVERSE SIDE: ...and an ice cream sandwich, and some fried chicken, and some lasagna, and green beans, and some nachos with cheese, and hot dogs, and a turkey, and mashed potatoes, and an order of Doritos, and a supreme pizza, and macaroni and cheese, and some pulled pork, and some Polish sausage, and maybe some bar-b-que, and definitely some ham...

12 comments:

Irish said...

NO! You don't NEED a sammich.

Jess said...

I will, but you have to first show me you can haul your ass to the corner, without making two trips.

Anonymous said...

Put a slice of bread on each side of her and make her an idiot sandwich.

Dactyl said...

So that's what's in Obama's bag.

Anonymous said...

Don't forget your eatin' shovel, but take care not to take M'chel's eatin' shovel.

Anonymous said...

You pay me $15 am hour and I will make your sandwich.

Dactyl said...

Allakazam, you're a sandwich.

Anybody want a sandwich? Anybody?

Anonymous said...

There are only two things she wants from a man. Given that choice, yes, I will make her a sandwich.

Dr. Doom said...

...and instantly the entire inventory of all three local Subways was wiped out...

Mr. Right said...

Lady, there aren't two men on this planet desperate enough to attempt that maneuver with you!

Kaptain Krude said...

REVERSE SIDE: ...and an ice cream sandwich, and some fried chicken, and some lasagna, and green beans, and some nachos with cheese, and hot dogs, and a turkey, and mashed potatoes, and an order of Doritos, and a supreme pizza, and macaroni and cheese, and some pulled pork, and some Polish sausage, and maybe some bar-b-que, and definitely some ham...

metalgarth said...

Odds that she has ever formed a relationship with a male that has ever asked for a sandwich... ZERO