Wednesday, March 29, 2017

"You're going to feel a little poke..."

1. The best part about a Hillary Clinton internship... unlimited free heroin.

2. "A syringe of ketamine/Helps the strap-on, go down/Helps the strap-on, go down/Helps the strap-on, go down/In a most delightful way..."

3. "Room Service: Did you order the Courtney Love special?"

4. This Ang Lee remake of Trainspotting is the first thing he's done that' I've liked.

5. Not what I had in mind when I googled "pussy injection" but it will do.


Sort-of-Mad Max said...

ORA: "And while this Superglue sets up, I'll just run down to Advanced Auto for some fix-a-flat! You'll be booty-licious in no time!"

"Oh, and that'll be $10,000.00, please."

Dr. Doom said...

Sally: "Remember X marks the spot Shayla"
Shayla: "Her it comes 3, 2, 1."
Sally: "Oooh, you missed again...Do it again"
Kitteh: "Amateurs..."

Kaptain Krude said...

The re-imagining of M*A*S*H's Dr. Trapper John and Hawkeye wasn't exactly faithful to the original, but eh, what the hell?

metalgarth said...

Just trying to get you ready for your audition with Bill Cosby

jimbro said...

Support for ObamaCare has increased by 15% since Ang Lee started producing their PSA's.

jimbro said...

Given the choice of a shot in the ass or submitting to VtheK's ‘I’m not a robot’ verification test, Sally chose the former.