Saturday, April 01, 2017

Bloomers! Bloopers! Blessers! Bosoms!


1. "I never would have taken this internship if I knew it meant cleaning the skidmarks out of Hillary's bloomers."

2. Meanwhile, in the laundry room of 'The View' ...

3. Seems like an odd set up for a pr0n movie, but as long as they start making out, I'm cool with it.


10 comments:

Splendid! said...

"Michael Moore is transitioning? Splendid!"

Kaptain Krude said...

I don't have anything yet. I just wanted to say that I love this headline, which has got me started back to reading vintage "Bloom County" again.

Kaptain Krude said...

Ooh, you didn't tell me Governor Christie was here already!

Kaptain Krude said...

"... so the saleswoman said these were your size and there was no need for you to try them on, eh? All right, put them back in the sack and I'll drive you back up to the mall."

Dr. Doom said...

"... I don't know, but I sure wouldn't want to meet it in a dark alley," said Missy Lou...

Dr. Doom said...

Portents of bad things to come in Dub's dream...

Dr. Doom said...

Suddenly Thelma and Louise looked up to see Bertha watching them playing with her drawers in the prison laundry. Their day went rapidly down hill after that...

obama's mama said...

"...and the tuna smell is completely gone!"

mega said...

"I'll pretend to be concerned about the size of these underwear, while you go figure out why there's a giant radar installed in our bedroom."

Jay Guevara said...

"OK, so what are you going to do with Rosie O'Donnell's panties now that you've got them?"