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"Vhere's my ovver hand? You've heard ov Tailhook, ja?"
"While I have you here... have you heard the good news about Ron Paul?" "Would zomevun help me, pleeze?"
"You're no Bill Clinton.""Und you are no Melania Trump."
"Hey dad, why is my sister's name Teresa?" Because your mom loves Easter and Teresa is an anagram of Easter. "Thanks dad!" No problem, Alan. Now take that stupid dress off and get off my lap.
"Vie yess, zey are real, Albert," replied Helga, "Und zey are shpektakular..."
Al puts the moves on on Oppenheimer's little sister...ORA?
"Vell Heidi, your suggestion is anatomically imposhible," replied Einstein, "But I am villing to try if you are..."
Martha: "Oh Mr. Einstein, I just don't know what to do, I have such a crush on Alan Turing but he doesn't seem to know I'm alive." Albert: "Bless your heart honey child..."
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