Saturday, April 22, 2017

Looks like someone opted for one of those "Earth-Friendly" Funerals.



Best of John Schneider
The ultra economy funeral. $149. $125 if you bring your own baggies.

Best of Dr. Doom
Redneck funerals are slightly less entertaining than redneck weddings... because one less drunk.

Best of Best of
Once they arrived at the landfill, the decedent started feeling chipper.

Best of Rodney Dill
Shredder? I don't even know her.

Best of jimbro
Mexican vampire tree trimmers, doing the jobs that American vampires refuse to do.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Here kitty kitty. Here kitty kitty."

Best of jimbro
A mere $100 invested in pre-IPO shares of Soylent Green Industries would be worth millions today.

18 comments:

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

Al Borland finally got his revenge on Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor. Quoth Al, "I'll show him more power grunt, grunt, grunt..." ORA?

John Schneider said...

The ultra economy funeral. $149. $125 if you bring your own baggies.

Dr. Doom said...

Redneck funerals are only slightly less entertaining than redneck weddings...

Anonymous said...

Once they arrived at the landfill, the decedent started feeling chipper.

Rodney Dill said...

Shredder? I don't even know her.

Rodney Dill said...

What do you get when you cross a Putin dissident killed with Polonium 210 and a wood chipper?
Fission Chips

Rodney Dill said...

Bumper Sticker: You're following too far away

metalgarth said...

"Hoffa Funeral? Down the road about 1 mile and on the left"

jimbro said...

Mexican vampire tree trimmers, doing the jobs that American vampires refuse to do.

Rodney Dill said...

You don't really want to know how sausage is made.

Rodney Dill said...

"Here kitty kitty. Here kitty kitty."

jimbro said...

A mere $100 invested in pre-IPO shares of Soylent Green Industries would be worth millions today.

jimbro said...

Sally adored Bob's rough psychotic mass murderer persona.

jimbro said...

Rosie O'Donell orders take out.

jimbro said...

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Not much if he's really just a emo beaver wannabe.

Anonymous said...

I see they are testing new ways to prevent rear-end collisions.

Anonymous said...

Even the Volvo hearse was not progressive enough for some, who insisted instead on a Prius hearse, or at least a Subaru.