Wednesday, April 05, 2017

Skin. Flute.

1. If you noticed the flute before the nip, expect a visit from Mike Pence's Electroshock Treatment Squad.

2. Female Jethro Tull reboot... much more intriguing than female Ghostbusters reboot.

3. "So, you spent your entire Clinton internship learning to play 'Hail to the Chief' on flute? Waste of time, huh?"


Anonymous said...

I'm just here for the hippy pu$$y.

mega said...

Safe spaces for college chicks: one of the most underrated cultural developments of the last 50 years.

jimbro said...

Tonight, on the History Channel: The co-inventors of the modern dildo meet for the first time.

jimbro said...

Yes Alex. I'll take 'Virtuoso Flutists and Cunning Linguists' for $400.