Tuesday, April 25, 2017

The Ice Cream Man



1. "DO NOT REMOVE ME FROM THIS VAT OF COLD SUGARY SEMI-SOLID MILK—I AM FINALLY HAPPY"

2. "Your Holstein print curtains are an offense to heavy-set women and gay  men everywhere."

3. "'Chubby Hubby' is an offense to socialism. Why so many flavors? One is enough. As long as it's not strawberry."

4.  And the number one sign you're at a really, really bad bachelor party....

5. When I said like more nuts in my Rocky Road ice cream, this is not what I was thinking.

Best of Dr. Doom
The promotion for Ben & Jerry's new flavor, Nuttier Than a Socialist Moonbat, was marketing genius...

Best of metalgarth
Well.... I IDENTIFY as package of Ice Cream and DEMAND free tax payer money to support my lifestyle.

Best of Rodney Dill
"SHRINKAGE!"

Best of Best of
I scream... You scream... WE ALL SCREAM... and finally Hillary will LEAVE!!!!!

Best of jimbro
Long time hemorrhoid sufferer Bernie Sanders finds relief while campaigning.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

We need to punish the wealthy and corporations... well except for Ben, Jerry and Unilever.

Anonymous said...

Still mixing more Vermont air into your ice cream and charging a premium price? Liberals can always admit they are screwing people over and liberal supporters don't care.

Dr. Doom said...

The promotion for Ben & Jerry's new flavor, Nuttier Than a Socialist Moonbat, was marketing genius...

metalgarth said...

Well.... I IDENTIFY as package of Ice Cream and DEMAND free tax payer money to support my lifestyle.

Rodney Dill said...

"SHRINKAGE!"

jimbro said...

I don’t know if it’s just coincidence or not, but the last time I ate Ben and Jerry's it tasted like somebody farted all over it.

Anonymous said...

I scream... You scream... WE ALL SCREAM... and finally Hillary will LEAVE!!!!!

Mr Hankey said...

Glad to see that Ben & Jerry still adds nuts to their product

jimbro said...

Long time hemorrhoid sufferer Bernie Sanders finds relief while campaigning.