Tuesday, April 25, 2017
The Ice Cream Man
1. "DO NOT REMOVE ME FROM THIS VAT OF COLD SUGARY SEMI-SOLID MILK—I AM FINALLY HAPPY"
2. "Your Holstein print curtains are an offense to heavy-set women and gay men everywhere."
3. "'Chubby Hubby' is an offense to socialism. Why so many flavors? One is enough. As long as it's not strawberry."
4. And the number one sign you're at a really, really bad bachelor party....
5. When I said like more nuts in my Rocky Road ice cream, this is not what I was thinking.
Best of Dr. Doom
The promotion for Ben & Jerry's new flavor, Nuttier Than a Socialist Moonbat, was marketing genius...
Best of metalgarth
Well.... I IDENTIFY as package of Ice Cream and DEMAND free tax payer money to support my lifestyle.
Best of Rodney Dill
Best of Best of
I scream... You scream... WE ALL SCREAM... and finally Hillary will LEAVE!!!!!
Best of jimbro
Long time hemorrhoid sufferer Bernie Sanders finds relief while campaigning.