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Phil had to purchase the optional 400# front wheel lead rims, but it worked OK albiet somewhat slow.
"All I wanted was a bike that would haul a whole lotta ass," Steve fumed quietly to himself, "I should have specified that to that damn genie. If I ever get my hands on him, I'll straighten him out tout suite. And then we'll talk about this 12-inch pianist."
Caution: Objects in mirror are much larger than they appear. Or, at least, you better pray they are.
There is a metaphor for socialism here....
Sometimes you ride the hog... and sometimes the hog rides you.
Bike Engine: "I think I can, I think I can, I think uuuhhhggghhh..."
There is a motorcycle suspension advertisement in here somewhere...
Between periods, the all new Kotex Transformer Tampon can turn into a boyfriend on a motorcycle.
When your Harley becomes a Hardly.
Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nfah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!Way more appropriate for this one. Seriously, ever read "The Dunwich Horror"?
Didn't know Kuato could ride a bike.ORA?
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