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Mmmm , Scoobie snack!
Ben Franklin was correct... all cats are gray in the dark.
In the cartoons she usually loses her glasses. Not her pants.
Hey Daphne, c'mere.
"Oh no Pajama Boy, they've airbrushed yur nuts right out of the picture!"
"I asked for a 'Tall, Non-Fat Latte Grande With Organic Caramel Drizzle', not a 'Grande, Iced, Sugar-Free, Vanilla Latte With Soy Milk', you stupid twit!"
"Even with all of the cartoon whipped cream on top of it, your [EXPLETIVE DELETED] still tastes like a steaming heap of [EXPLETIVE DELETED], you [EXPLETIVE DELETED] fat [EXPLETIVE DELETED]."
A sure sure sign that your beer goggles need a software update: at beer number five, the fatty you've been eying suddenly turns into a cartoon hottie.
"Zoinks," whispered Shaggy, "Daphne who..."
How about some ass, master?
I woulda hit that too.... if it weren't for those meddling kids and their dog.
In this episode we find the mystery machine is really just a sybian.
"This single photo has proven more therapeutic than 10 years of psychoanalysis."
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