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"The Pope, a rabbi and a priest were all on the same flight when the engine quit--- Oh, I see you've all heard that one. How about the one where the Pope, Obama and a Boy Scout are all on a flight --- Oh, heard that one too. Wow rough crowd. Well, I'm back to Pope Class. Ha ha ha. Be sure to tip your flight attendants.:
Sit down and shut up, your evening meal will be wafers and wine, there are no safety procedures, you better hope god will save your ass. Anthony, start passing the collection plate around.Vatican Airlines.
Ohhhh what a lovely little boy you have there mam, can Father Dronain show him the ahh, the ah,'cockpit'? (heh heh)
Welcome aboard, this is a direct flight to HELL! HA! Just kidding! Direct flight to Monte Carlo, WHO'S READY TO GAMBLE?!!
"What kind of meat does a Priest eat on Friday during lent? .... Nun, get it Nun.... I'm here all night, try the veal."
Instead of beating and dragging passengers, that are being bumped, off their planes, United has adopted the policy to only damn them to hell.
"Our dinner fare today will consist of Holy Leg-o-Lamb of God, Holy Shittake mushrooms on Jebus Rice (supercarb), and Gotyammit yams..."
"God created everyone equal, even you coach class peasants."
"...And don't forget to pick up a Pope Francis coffee cup in the gift shop at Gate 32 in Terminal 3."
"Now-a pay-a attention-a while I-a show you-a how to put on-a your-a seat-a belt-a."
"Here at the all new United, we still be the crap outta you but pray for your soul while we're doin' it..."
"Thanks everybody - you've been fabulous! And don't forget to tip your waitress!"
"And that madam is why we keep the A/C set at 65 degrees in the Vatican," explained the Vicar of Christ...
"And don't forget to stop by the St. Peter's gift shop," reminded His Holiness, "Today only, our youth series A$$master t-shirts are half price..."
Good golly, don't look down at that Thursday post. Avert your eyes, boys, look up instead. Jinkies, that's no good. What kind of airline are we flying on here?
"Hey I didn't get a harumph out of that guy over there," complained His Holiness, "Monsignor Antonelli, excommunicate him immediately..."
Where is Guido Sarducci when you really need him?..ORA?
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