Tuesday, May 02, 2017

Maniac Pope


Vatican is my city. Never seenno titty. But I still spit fire like Diddy. Drop Psalms like bombs And prayers mad witty.

19 comments:

Whacko said...

"The Pope, a rabbi and a priest were all on the same flight when the engine quit--- Oh, I see you've all heard that one. How about the one where the Pope, Obama and a Boy Scout are all on a flight --- Oh, heard that one too. Wow rough crowd. Well, I'm back to Pope Class. Ha ha ha. Be sure to tip your flight attendants.:

Anonymous said...

Sit down and shut up, your evening meal will be wafers and wine, there are no safety procedures, you better hope god will save your ass. Anthony, start passing the collection plate around.
Vatican Airlines.

Anonymous said...

Ohhhh what a lovely little boy you have there mam, can Father Dronain show him the ahh, the ah,'cockpit'? (heh heh)

Anonymous said...

Welcome aboard, this is a direct flight to HELL! HA! Just kidding! Direct flight to Monte Carlo, WHO'S READY TO GAMBLE?!!

Rodney Dill said...

"What kind of meat does a Priest eat on Friday during lent? .... Nun, get it Nun.... I'm here all night, try the veal."

Rodney Dill said...

Instead of beating and dragging passengers, that are being bumped, off their planes, United has adopted the policy to only damn them to hell.

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Rodney Dill said...

"Our dinner fare today will consist of Holy Leg-o-Lamb of God, Holy Shittake mushrooms on Jebus Rice (supercarb), and Gotyammit yams..."

Anonymous said...

"God created everyone equal, even you coach class peasants."

jimbro said...

"...And don't forget to pick up a Pope Francis coffee cup in the gift shop at Gate 32 in Terminal 3."

jimbro said...

"Now-a pay-a attention-a while I-a show you-a how to put on-a your-a seat-a belt-a."

jimbro said...

"Here at the all new United, we still be the crap outta you but pray for your soul while we're doin' it..."

jimbro said...

"Thanks everybody - you've been fabulous! And don't forget to tip your waitress!"

Dr. Doom said...

"And that madam is why we keep the A/C set at 65 degrees in the Vatican," explained the Vicar of Christ...

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Dr. Doom said...

"And don't forget to stop by the St. Peter's gift shop," reminded His Holiness, "Today only, our youth series A$$master t-shirts are half price..."

Anonymous said...

Good golly, don't look down at that Thursday post. Avert your eyes, boys, look up instead. Jinkies, that's no good. What kind of airline are we flying on here?

Dr. Doom said...

"Hey I didn't get a harumph out of that guy over there," complained His Holiness, "Monsignor Antonelli, excommunicate him immediately..."

Dr. Doom said...

Where is Guido Sarducci when you really need him?..

ORA?