Friday, May 12, 2017

Shark Week After Dark


1. ORA: Troy McClure leaks sex pics in a desperate bid to revive his career.

2. "Don't ask me how, but I just got the greatest idea for a TV show," Mark Cuban said.

3. "Rick, when I said you needed to find your own 'roe to ho,' what I meant was..."

4. Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day... or do something so perverted it shocks all human standards of goodness and normalcy.

5. "I'm King of the World!"

Best of Best of
Can you hear me, little Timmy? We'll get you out of there! I'm gonna lube up and come in after you!

Best of jimbro
As if we needed more proof that the idiom "jump the shark" has itself jumped the shark.

Best of metalgarth
The new Great White video leaves much to be desired and little to the imagination.

Best of Kaptain Krude
Still a better love story than "Twilight" .

Best of Dactyl
Tonight on the Dolphin News Network: President Flipper getting holejobs from innocent fat interns in the Trapezoidal Office? We'll find out!

Best of Kaptain Krude
"I shall hug him and squeeze him and love him and I shall call him George." -- Two separate thought bubbles.

Best of jimbro
Man, the front cover of "Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition" has really let itself go.


16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Can you hear me, little Timmy? We'll get you out of there! I'm gonna lube up and come in after you!

jimbro said...

As if we needed more proof that the idiom "jump the shark" has itself jumped the shark.

jimbro said...

"Sorry Charlie!"

Dr. Doom said...

Jumping the shark, Ang Lee style...

metalgarth said...

The new Great White video leaves much to be desired and little to the imagination.

Anonymous said...

Leave ze shark alone Jacques.

Zhe is mine.

Ze porpoise is yours.



.................Russ in Oregon

Kaptain Krude said...

Still a better love story than "Twilight" .

Kaptain Krude said...

Jaws? Noooooooooo!

Rodney Dill said...

"flounder? I don't even know her."

Rodney Dill said...

"Your Plaice or mine?"

Rodney Dill said...

"It was just Salmon enchanted evening, so I tried it trout just for the halibut, I cod do this all day... I'm such a chinook."

Dactyl said...

Tonight on the Dolphin News Network: President Flipper getting holejobs from innocent fat interns in the Trapezoidal Office? We'll find out!

Anonymous said...

There's something rotten in Denmark

Kaptain Krude said...

"I shall hug him and squeeze him and love him and I shall call him George." -- Two separate thought bubbles.

Kaptain Krude said...

ORA?: Shark thought bubble: "Where's my frickin' laser beam when I really need it?"

jimbro said...

Man, the front cover of "Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition" has really let itself go.