Tuesday, May 23, 2017

The Orb of ... Something


1. "So, the Prophets have sent down another Orb from the Celestial Temple... and the last one to take his hands off wins! I got this!"

2. "Aw, come on, you guys, just let me touch the Infinity Stone. I promised not to unleash its power."

3. "I just figured it out. Orb spelled backwards is 'bro.' How cool is that?"

4. "The Orb of Prophecy just told me I'm gonna nail Major Kyra."

5. "The Orb has sworn its allegiance to me. Do not be afraid."

18 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Eanie Meanie, Chili Beanie, The Alt-Right's about to speak.

Rodney Dill said...

Trump: "Man I miss Dick Weber."

Rodney Dill said...

Bowler? I don't even know her.

Rodney Dill said...

"Crap, go and sell Newark to a scumbag like Sauron and he thinks he has a hotline to me anytime he wants."

Anonymous said...

These man country rituals are strange but if I gotta do it I gotta do it.

Kaptain Krude said...

"So Obama handled the ball last time, eh? Cradling it gently in his hands. What? Why are you guys laughing?"

Anonymous said...

Have fun with this one:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/truck-plows-analtech-odor-leads-hazmat-situation-article-1.3189762

.............Russ in Oregon

Anonymous said...

Stop it Donald! This isn't an Ouija board.

Dr. Doom said...

Well at least he isn't bowing...

jimbro said...

"That's right, your Shiek-ness. You gotta grab the Earth by her pu$$y."

jimbro said...

Congratulations! You're all now globalists!

jimbro said...

Trump found the ménage à trois on Sony's new "Vulcan Mind Meld Playstation" to be awkward and boring.

jimbro said...

"Yes Alex. I'll take 'Jimbro's Strangest Wet Dreams Ever' for $400."

jimbro said...

Trump to Sheik Yerbuty: "Uranus was tighter."

Anonymous said...

"So when does Batman come?" asked President Trump

Kaptain Krude said...

"I gotta tell ya, Ahab," The Donald said to the Arab Emirate, "you don't have a whole lot of efficiency here. I mean, look at this here. You lose a lot of man-hours changing this freaky light bulb. Even LED lights are better than this set-up. Sad! Now, maybe I can interest you in the new Trump bulb. We've put some in the White House, and it's already cut our bills in half. I can probably get you a discount..."

Kaptain Krude said...

How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on how many hands needs to be cut off.

Rodney Dill said...

"Nice globe of Planet Earth... Didya know you 63 Earths would fit in Uranus? 64 if you relax."