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Eanie Meanie, Chili Beanie, The Alt-Right's about to speak.
Trump: "Man I miss Dick Weber."
Bowler? I don't even know her.
"Crap, go and sell Newark to a scumbag like Sauron and he thinks he has a hotline to me anytime he wants."
These man country rituals are strange but if I gotta do it I gotta do it.
"So Obama handled the ball last time, eh? Cradling it gently in his hands. What? Why are you guys laughing?"
Have fun with this one:http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/truck-plows-analtech-odor-leads-hazmat-situation-article-1.3189762.............Russ in Oregon
Stop it Donald! This isn't an Ouija board.
Well at least he isn't bowing...
"That's right, your Shiek-ness. You gotta grab the Earth by her pu$$y."
Congratulations! You're all now globalists!
Trump found the ménage à trois on Sony's new "Vulcan Mind Meld Playstation" to be awkward and boring.
"Yes Alex. I'll take 'Jimbro's Strangest Wet Dreams Ever' for $400."
Trump to Sheik Yerbuty: "Uranus was tighter."
"So when does Batman come?" asked President Trump
"I gotta tell ya, Ahab," The Donald said to the Arab Emirate, "you don't have a whole lot of efficiency here. I mean, look at this here. You lose a lot of man-hours changing this freaky light bulb. Even LED lights are better than this set-up. Sad! Now, maybe I can interest you in the new Trump bulb. We've put some in the White House, and it's already cut our bills in half. I can probably get you a discount..."
How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on how many hands needs to be cut off.
"Nice globe of Planet Earth... Didya know you 63 Earths would fit in Uranus? 64 if you relax."
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