Friday, May 26, 2017

Vacationing Together for Once



1. "So, usual procedure, I'll hit the bath houses while you try and find the biggest tub of fries this town has to offer. Deal?" "Deal."

2. "Can you believe you can't get a pack of Kools in all of Italy?"

3. "I wonder if any of these Italians need their communities organized?"

4. "I know, let's pop in and visit the queen. You know, since we're both dressed for it."

5. "Not surprised at all Mr. Blackwell ripped the sleeves clean off that tacky Kmart blouse."

10 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

Dazzling urbanites abroad...

Dr. Doom said...

'Cheles: "Remember when we went to the French Rivera on Air Force One with 400 of our closest friends and ate artichokes with truffle butter and gold leaf, Barry?
Bams: "Yeah that was fun but the southside of Chicago is nice too, isn't it?"

Sort-of-Mad Max said...

So Mooch goes for the 'Gina Lollobrigida' look, and ends a dead ringer for 'Geno's Low-Bridge-onna Sanitary and Ship Canal'

Anonymous said...

"I woulda thought there would be more Pizza Huts."

jimbro said...

Mirror Mirror on the wall
Who's the butchest Obama of all?

Anonymous said...

"Ok Michelle you do whatever the hell you do with the kids and I am going to try and find some of that good Italian sausage I have heard so much about.

Crispy said...

See, Michelle, I told you your old pants would fit me.

Crispy said...

I thought leaving the White House meant we wouldn't have to look at people in those d@#& uniforms anymore. Well if we pretend he isn't there then he'll go away soon enough.

Kaptain Krude said...

"I suppose you're going to go hang out with that Han fellow again?"

Kaptain Krude said...

Thought bubble: "I wonder how you say 'Man Country' in Italian?"