Tuesday, May 09, 2017

Yeah, She's Not Even Hiding It Now



1. "Well, Christine, when you and Rachel Maddow invited me to attend a 'Women for Women' Event.... I was expecting something sort of different."

2. "... and in conclusion, let me just say to all attendees, there is no such thing as a natural heterosexual orgasm. Good night."

3. Judging from her hands position, Hillary is trying to explain heterosexual intercourse to the uninitiated.

4. Hillary was so out-of-it on anti-seizure meds she didn't even feel the tribble eating her foot.

5. "Oh, I've been into 'International Women' for years... have you met my special friend Huma?"

13 comments:

Dactyl said...

In my past life as a football player my teammates used to open huge holes for me...

jimbro said...

"...and while Al Gore may have invented the internet, I invented the 'pussy hat'".

Jimbro said...

"Women FOR Women conference? I thought I would was participating in a Women ON Women conference!"

Rodney Dill said...

Oh, the Huma inanity

Anonymous said...

Well, when we got married, it was this long. Of course, that was before all the overuse ground it down.

Dr. Doom said...

Hillary consults her Harem procurer...

Dr. Doom said...

"...and let me tell you about Huma's clitori$," related the First Lady conspiritorily...

Rodney Dill said...

"Why am I not the President... 'cause I don't have a penis, obviously."

Rodney Dill said...

Hillary: "Ok, so what's a Sheb... and how does it ring peace?"

Anonymous said...

There's something rotten in Denmark

jimbro said...

Up next on "Penis Envy": Hillary wishes she was hung like a horse.

Double the U said...

(ORA) When he said that I thought, "What's wrong with a kiss, ya' big oaf? Hmmmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go grab the pussy like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss!"

Double the U said...

You don't grab the pussy first, first you put the ball gag in her mouth...