A Right-Wing Christian Second-Rate Pr0n Blog
In my past life as a football player my teammates used to open huge holes for me...
"...and while Al Gore may have invented the internet, I invented the 'pussy hat'".
"Women FOR Women conference? I thought I would was participating in a Women ON Women conference!"
Oh, the Huma inanity
Well, when we got married, it was this long. Of course, that was before all the overuse ground it down.
Hillary consults her Harem procurer...
"...and let me tell you about Huma's clitori$," related the First Lady conspiritorily...
"Why am I not the President... 'cause I don't have a penis, obviously."
Hillary: "Ok, so what's a Sheb... and how does it ring peace?"
There's something rotten in Denmark
Up next on "Penis Envy": Hillary wishes she was hung like a horse.
(ORA) When he said that I thought, "What's wrong with a kiss, ya' big oaf? Hmmmm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go grab the pussy like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss!"
You don't grab the pussy first, first you put the ball gag in her mouth...
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