Monday, June 19, 2017

Darwin Award Semi-FInalist

Cause of death: Massive head trauma induced when the cleansing energy affixed to her airbag was slammed into her skull.

7 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

...and no, you really don't want to know how she "vibes up"...

Dr. Doom said...

Meanwhile, her husband is down in West Virginia gettin a love charge from Chrystal and Krystal, the Weekend Challenge girls...

Kaptain Krude said...

That's not heavy metal, but hard rock.

Anonymous said...

Ankh if you love 'ead trauma.

divine miss m said...

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Sort-of-Mad Max said...

Seriously, it's even worse than you think. The steering wheel pad has internal scores that allow it to open up as the air bag inflates, so you get the softer bag in the kisser, not the hard plastic disk.

Now it's gonna stay in one, hard, rock-encrusted piece as it hits DimBulbia in the head. Nice knowing you, babay!

Plus, the first time she hits the horn with her fist...ouch.

George C. Papoon said...

divine miss m said...
Introducing the all-new 2018 Hyundai Claymore.


Shut it down, that one is perfect.