My norms of beauty are still intact. She's just fugly.
What say you, monors?
Sure.... if you're turned on by women whose midsections look like Jar Jar Binks in sunglasses
"Aunt Francine! Put your clothes on right now, or no more ice cream!"
"Francine Duvall embraces herself as beautiful", yet is puzzled why viewers embrace emesis basins.
Wow, Clinton has really lost it.
"I opened the puzzle box an hour ago but the Cenobites still haven't shown up. I'm waiting, guys!"
Option to not hug - $20
Aunt Gladys came up with a new, novel way to make money in a faltering economy.