Wednesday, June 14, 2017

Free Hugs

According to her Facebook page, "Francine Duvall embraces herself as beautiful. She rides the subway dressed in a bikini to shatter societal norms of beauty."

My norms of beauty are still intact. She's just fugly.

What say you, monors?

 
 
Best of metalgarth
Sure.... if you're turned on by women whose midsections look like Jar Jar Binks in sunglasses
Best of Best of
"Aunt Francine! Put your clothes on right now, or no more ice cream!"
Best of George C. Papoon
"Francine Duvall embraces herself as beautiful", yet is puzzled why viewers embrace emesis basins.
Best of Dactyl
Wow, Clinton has really lost it.
Chelsea, Hill, Bill, or George? - V the K
Best of Best of
"I opened the puzzle box an hour ago but the Cenobites still haven't shown up. I'm waiting, guys!"
Best of GregMan
Best of Kaptain Krude
Free hugs
Option to not hug - $20
Aunt Gladys came up with a new, novel way to make money in a faltering economy.


15 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

...to shatter the floor of subway cars...

Dr. Doom said...

A perfect metaphor for DNC policy development strategy. (Think putting lipstick on the pig and you are on the right track...)

metalgarth said...
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metalgarth said...

Sure.... if you're turned on by women whose midsections look like Jar Jar Binks in sunglasses

Anonymous said...

"Aunt Francine! Put your clothes on right now, or no more ice cream!"

George C. Papoon said...

"Francine Duvall embraces herself as beautiful", yet is puzzled why viewers embrace emesis basins.

George C. Papoon said...

♪♪Embrace me
My sweet embraceable you...

I love all the many charms about you
Above all I want my arms around you...♪♪

But my arms are way too short, so excuse me while I get a block and tackle. Maybe some ratchet straps as well, and an engine hoist.

George C. Papoon said...

Boarding the subway at Haymarket, Captain Ahab began to have second thoughts about his trip to New Bedford and his upcoming voyage.

Dactyl said...

Wow, Clinton has really lost it.

Kaptain Krude said...

If you have to tell people that you're beautiful, you ain't.

Anonymous said...

"I opened the puzzle box an hour ago but the Cenobites still haven't shown up. I'm waiting, guys!"

GregMan said...

The thief of Judy Garland's Ruby Slippers was found quickly enough, but no one was able to pry them off her bloated, lard-filled feet.

GregMan said...

Hillary's taste in interns has sure gone down since the election.

Kaptain Krude said...

Free hugs
Option to not hug - $20

Aunt Gladys came up with a new, novel way to make money in a faltering economy.

Kaptain Krude said...

Grimace????