1. Hey look, it's Amy Schumer. And some skinny chick is riding on her. I think it's Hillary Swank.
2. "No, honey, I was using a slang term for a Harley Davidson motorcycle."
3. In his later years, Arnold Ziffle turned to porn to make ends meet.
4. In related news, Huma Abedin has decided to patch things up with Anthony Weiner. I have no idea why this picture made me think of that.
5. Granted, they were a longshot at winning the Preakness, but imagine the payoff.
6. Oh, so that's what "covfefe" means.