Thursday, June 01, 2017

Stolen from ther AOSHQ Art Thread


1. Hey look, it's Amy Schumer. And some skinny chick is riding on her. I think it's Hillary Swank.
2. "No, honey, I was using a slang term for a Harley Davidson motorcycle."
3. In his later years, Arnold Ziffle turned to porn to make ends meet.
4. In related news, Huma Abedin has decided to patch things up with Anthony Weiner. I have no idea why this picture made me think of that.
5. Granted, they were a longshot at winning the Preakness, but imagine the payoff.
6. Oh, so that's what "covfefe" means.

16 comments:

jimbro said...

When pigs are fly.

Dr. Doom said...

Looks like the ennui has overtaken petunia...

Dr. Doom said...

All that is missing is a couple of gallons of pi$$ and you'd have yourself a pretty good PETA commercial...

Dr. Doom said...

Ow to speak Canadian: Back Bacon...

Dr. Doom said...

Ang Lee's screenplay of Animal Farm was repugnant... really, really repugnant...

metalgarth said...
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metalgarth said...

"This little piggy went to the brothel"

Kaptain Krude said...

Dr. Doom said...

Ang Lee's screenplay of Animal Farm was repugnant... really, really repugnant...

Shouldn't that be... repignant? *rimshot*

Kaptain Krude said...

Gee, Michael Moore has really cleaned himself up. A couple of years ago, he wouldn't even have gotten the girl to get near him, much less on his back.

Dr. Doom said...

Damn it KK, I just snorted Cuba Libre through my nose...

Kaptain Krude said...

One lives to serve, Doc. *florid bow*

Dr. Doom said...

Things in the Middle East improved rapidly once General Mattis deployed the Mad Dog's Marauders Brigade to the region...

Rodney Dill said...

I just love Norse mythology

Rodney Dill said...

Sometime you ride the hog, and sometimes the hog rides you...
wait a minute... deja vu...

jimbro said...

Betty wanted to make sure that the Mu$lim$ understood that her pu$$y was off limits.

jimbro said...

The new Tampon commercials a bit edgy.